When your heart’s piano tuner becomes tone-deaf;
when your soul’s window washer forgets to clean your eyes;
when the walls of your thoughts are painted beige and left taken for granted;
when a bird in the hand feels more like a nail in the foot;
when every sentence you speak feels more like a life sentence in Sing Sing;
when your lips feel like the zombie apocalypse;
when you wear your face like a pair of unpressed pants;
when your socks feel like Nagasaki;
when your heart’s drummer becomes a total bummer—
for goodness sake, don’t forget to breathe.