When death comes calling, today’s options are far too many:
Dial 1 for pandemics. 2 for domestic terrorists.
Dial 3 for parents murdering their children. 4 for children killing their parents.
5 for the zombie apocalypse.
Dial 6 for suicide. 7 for hate crimes.
The list goes on and on. New options added daily.
The devil grows fiercer in the details, archangels lurk in the architecture.
Me, I’m just waiting for the option to press when we can all be offered a few moments of peace.