Heathen politicians think everyone should be armed and dangerous.
Heathen politicians believe everyone should be card-carrying members of the NRA—Never Real Affection.
Heathen politicians eat bombs for breakfast. Serial killers are their favorite cereal.
As the body count rises, they’re counting their cash.
Heathen politicians Grinch-grin at lynchings. Wanna pass the Civil Rights Bill #000.
They’ve gerrymandered the lines of truth to crossover into bald-faced lies.
No amount of soul can make their hollow thoughts and prayers whole.
They know the devil on a first-name basis.
Heathen politicians ain’t worried about climate change cause they all got prime real estate in hell.