Barbie opens the front door of her Malibu beach house. Her face brightens like a thousand suns.
“Thanks for stopping by,” she says. “I wasn’t sure you’d make it.“
Standing in front of her is Oppenheimer—thin-faced, porkpie hat, eyes singing a troubled hallelujah. “How can I help you?“ he asks.
Barbie explains how she’s admired his work for years, his studies in nuclear physics and quantum mechanics. “Math class is tough!“ she says.
She explains that she’d like Mattel to fashion Oppenheimer into a doll to teach Barbie Land and humanity about the perils of nuclear weapons and war.
“And this doll,“ she adds, “won’t have blood on his hands.“
Oppenheimer smirks, recalling his famous quote. “Not bad,” he says.
Barbie beams. “So does that mean yes?”
Oppenheimer surveys the Malibu beach house—the photos on the walls portraying Barbie’s time as a doctor, astronaut, rap musician, and paleontologist. And, of course, the decor—everything Pepto-Bismol pink.
“Let me give it some thought,“ Oppenheimer says.
The two continue talking well into the early morning hours, discussing the finer points of doomsday and Barbiedom.