Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a Lizzo-trashing, cruise ship-crashing, Merlot-guzzling gag order; a Grammarly-slamming, idiotic Twitterbot, a real zombie when it comes to Zen or Zumba; and a perpetual dis-jockey for Radio Mayhem who sucks the epic majesty right out of Bohemian Rhapsody. Happy holidays anyway, everyone!

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