Odd Wisdoms Never Offered by My Mother

If you liposuction your mental functions, your thoughts may grow too lean. If you pray to the patron saint of parentheses, don’t expect to get a response spoken aloud. If the bloodhound of your psyche is sleeping, it’s difficult to sniff out intuitions on the wind. If your body eliminates its free radicals, you can still be considered a free radical.

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