If you take the corner too fast, you’ll wind up in the coroner’s office. If you’re wondering whether you’ll weather the weather, don’t go out with a salmonella umbrella. If you choose a deadbeat for your upbeat, you’ll end up with a maudlin melody. If you elope with a nope, you’ll have a repugnant honeymoon. If you give a microphone to silence, you’ll get a loud nothing in return. If you can’t tell yourself from a hole in the ground, it’s time to dig a new reality.