Rudolph Rant #666

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a chronically congested, peace-detesting, bed-hogging, bomb-headed hooligan. An alphabet-bashing, net neutrality-trashing, Bruce Lee of lethal lethargy that can’t even kung fu his way out of a wet paper bag. Happy holidays anyway, one and all!

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