To have our good deeds outnumber our failings. To maintain balance during human tsunamis. To encourage diplomacy instead of daggers. To teach halo’ed speech instead of hate speech. To scrape the pulsing blue ache from disillusioned souls. To remove the graveyard from sorrow’s heart. To supply the rank and file with weapons of wisdom. To make the human race a fair one to the finish line. To be DIY instead of DOA. To slow the receding of time’s hairline, or at least figure out new ways to style it.