Had Kanye Invited Me to Tag Along With Him to the White House

I wouldn’t’ve mentioned alternative universes or hydrogen-fueled planes. I woulda told Trump how he’s a dinosaur of criminality feedin’ on the brains of democracy. A dirty spittoon of lunacy with a magnificently unmagnificent sense of equanimity. All malevolent machismo and tempestuous treachery. To the world, I would’ve apologized for his presidency. Once done, Mueller woulda followed up with roundhouse kicks of lightning-fast indictments. So much for that MAGA hat having Kanye save the day like Superman. The heavy ass whippin woulda already been done.

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