Superhero/Villain Names for My Occasional Self-Defeating Behaviors

Captain Passive / Tantrum Man / Buzzkill Catcher / Vibe Canceller / Psychic Hider / Crimson Peckerwood / Overspending Sapien / Mixed Message Mentalist / Commander Late-Night Fast Food Run / Agent Ambivalence / Doctor Don’t Do Your To-Do List / The Vapid Vulture / The Ungodly Nap Monster / Couch Crasher / Gym Avoider / Lex Lovehandle / Spit Splat Spew / Sisyphus Siege / Clabberjabber / Bubbastasis / Retractus / Procrastinator the Nowhere Monster / Phobophobophobia / Dr. Don’t.

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