The Search for Truth

Truth is relative…No, wait…Truth is an alternate reality…No, that’s not it either…Truth is like sucking air from a helium balloon, the more you speak the funnier it sounds…Nope, that’s not it…Truth is an adventure in oral sex without protection…No, lemme try again…The quadratic equation of truth yields to the solution that no truth is probable unless, that is, you’re telling the truth, which truthfully speaking isn’t my truth…Wait, how about…If administered correctly, truth can move mountains, but I’m not even at the place where I can budge a dust bunny…Or what about…Truth is the party guest that is last to arrive and first to leave.

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