What I Meant to Say

When I said it was a sunny day, what I meant to say was, it’s raining frogs. When I said it was quiet outside, what I meant to say was, isn’t that the sound of Nero’s fiddle? When I said, well, people are entitled to their opinions, what I meant to say was, in the Dictionary of Idiots I bet their names are the first ones mentioned. When I said everything will be OK, what I meant to say was, it looks like history is practicing its blindfolded, knife-throwing act again. When I said I do my best to look on the bright side of life, what I meant to say was, there are many times when my inner child should be named Dostoyevsky.

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