Once revered celebrities and politicians ousted or resigning over sexual misconduct allegations. A POTUS with the scrotus of a high school bully, and DNA filled with non-FDA approved bigotry and larceny. Wildfires, hurricanes, raging Twitter storms. Women and children abused. Sick and homeless war vets roaming the streets. Guns more prominent than proper grammar in certain homes. Cars and phones getting far smarter than many humans. Death glorified, sexified into an abominable bombinatrix. Welcome to the 21st-century illuminaughty party of suicidal American decency.