Florida Man

Florida man convicted of strangling common sense. Florida man arrested for building a meth lab in Applebee’s parking lot. Florida man tattoos Bozo on his cheek in order to face his fear of clowns. Florida man apprehended for making sex tape with himself in Taco Bell drive-thru. Florida man sentenced to life for trying to smuggle the apocalypse across state lines. Florida man caught cultivating the world’s smallest crop of marijuana on the head of a pin where angels once danced.

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