Here comes Monday morning strutting down the weekday runway. She’s wearing gloomy boots, got her moody blues cranked loud. Her real name is Shazam Kablam, comes from the land of Dontmesswithmestan. Talk smack about her, you’ll wind up eating a brass-knuckle sandwich, and kicked to the other side of Sunday. But if you treat her right, she’ll make your Monday morning feel like Saturday night. All she wants is a little respect. Wake up on the right side of the bed with her, she’ll suck the sweet outta honey, then deliver it in a kiss when you least expect it.